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Jedi

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Date: Dec 5, 2011
Odd pet names
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Have you ever had or heard of a weird pet name? Well I defenitely had quite a few! My family and I would typically rescue strays or abused animals and work with them/ nurse them back to health and find them homes. We tend to always name them some oddball names.

Little black kitten named Voldemort. Pure evil. Little bugger would attack your face while you slept. Voldemort suited him perfectly.

A kitten with a black moustache named Hitler. He actually was a cute little guy.

A brussels griffon mix named Ugly. Named said it all. Black wirey coat, underbite, whiskers, he was a ladies-man for sure though.

One that I do want for myself is if I ever get another dog (hopefully not ANYTIME soon) is I want a dog named Damnit.

"Damnit Sit!"

"Damnit No!"

"Be quiet Damnit!"

"Good boy Damnit."

Anyone got any good ones?



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Cereal Dater

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Deohgee ---- sounds like D O G


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I knew a woman who had a dog named Omelet.

A cat named Booger (had a black spot on its nostril)

A cat named Smudge (was many colors when a kitten... later became all black)

A cat named Yoda.





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Not the Best Name for a Dog. . . . .but funny!


A Dog Named Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me forever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."


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Jedi

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My DBF's dogs are named Goombah and Zola. They're both Italian, "(best?) friend" and something else...

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I had a dog named Seven. A Seinfeld reference..lol

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Time Lord you have totally made my day xD

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I had a friend with a pot bellied pig names "Bacon Bits"

My rat terrier is called "Pokey" but her registered name is "Conary's Here Comes Trouble"

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The only non-human name I can remember giving my pets is Congo (cat). The name fit. Mean and testy.

Wait, no, I went through a stage where I was naming my pets after books of the Bible. I had hermit crabs named Genesis and Exodus.

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I had a turtle named Kitty when I was seven. Dad said that was as close to having a cat as I was ever going to get in his house.
Then we got a cat named Damn Cat (a bribe for yet another move).
Bouvier de Flanders usually have names like Baron Von Something or Other. Ours was Bubba Gum. Our 90 pound GSD was named Pip Squeak.
Currently, I guess our weirdest name is the Boxer Mix named Lab Rat but called Mouse. All our dogs have unusually names except maybe for Tuxedo Little Woof.
Oh and we had a cat named Whap Thump. And currently have Lost and Found Cat. His sister, Search and Rescue Cat, died last year.


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I once had a cat named Fish and a fish named Rear Admiral Pancake.

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My DF mom (some of you know her as MadKat) has a cat named Mouse and another named Meow Kitty Mitosis. She used to have another cat we called Stupid.

My grandmother used to have a dog named Harley but I used to call him Hardly a Dog because he was so small, a wire haired dachshund.

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When I was in high school, we had a rabbit named Honey Bunny. However, when we got him, DB wanted to call him Little Sh!tter.

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Padawan

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Dog named Freeway (found on the freeway and rescued)
Cat named Pixel.

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Jedi

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Yvonne 2 wrote:

Dog named Freeway (found on the freeway and rescued)
Cat named Pixel.


 We had a cat named Pixel too!

Oh, and the old kitty we just lost was originally called "Random Numbers"



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Nothing to out there. My dog is Sheba. I did have a cat named Butler. My DH though it was b/c he was a tuxedo cat and always welcomed us at the door - being, really, it was after Rhett Butler.

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Jedi

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We currently own a cat named Dirty Sanchez. You can look that up on Urban Dictionary, but I will warn you that it is gross. Yes, he earned this name. Husband's ex gave him the name and then gave Husband the cat.

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EW EW EW.... ok Tangerine, I just had to look at Dirty Sanchez meaning on that and got grossed out. LOL

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A few of our dog's and cat's names.

Dog's:
Sheba
Joker
Getchie
And we have Monster right now.

Cat's:
Miss Kitty. She was a stray that followed me home and proceeded to have liter and liter of kittens. Miss kitty was a saloon girl in an old TV show, Gun smoke.
Puss
Most the cats had normal names.



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DD named our cat Miroku, it is an anime character. I always have to spell it out for the vet, lol. Our female cat is Eevee, another anime character or a pokeman I think, it sounds like Evie.



-- Edited by just_gem on Monday 5th of December 2011 02:15:46 PM

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When I was a child, I had a black cat named "Grimalkin" which means witch's cat.

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Jedi

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Date: Dec 5, 2011
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just_gem wrote:

DD named our cat Miroku, it is an anime character. I always have to spell it out for the vet, lol. Our female cat is Eevee, another anime character or a pokeman I think, it sounds like Evie.



-- Edited by just_gem on Monday 5th of December 2011 02:15:46 PM


 It's sad that I know those xD Miroku is from Inuyasha a dirty perv of a monk, and yes Eevee is a pokemon. Lol!



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LOL DD didn't tell me Miroku was a perv!! We got him when she was 15, little rascal!

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Jedi

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just_gem wrote:

LOL DD didn't tell me Miroku was a perv!! We got him when she was 15, little rascal!


 Aww! LOL. Yeah he's well known for fondling lady-butts and asking every woman if they'll have his children.



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That's what I get for letting DD watch that stuff when she was young!

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Jedi

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We had a c o c ker spaniel called Joe and a cat called Ralph Malph. I have no idea who named the cat, but my uncle named the dog (he was a big Joe C o c ker fan )

Edited - Because SERIOUSLY? c o c ker is a dirty word????



-- Edited by Miss Baggins on Monday 5th of December 2011 04:15:09 PM

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Dang it, I totally forgot about the worse dog name until I saw Freeway. I rescued an adorable puppy from the median of I-75 near Acworth, GA. We named it Roadkill. We have also had SNAFU, FUBAR, FIGMO, and AWOL

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Padawan

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female cat named "Bob" thanks to my dad

now have 1 dog - Snoogins
& 1 snake - Sir Hiss

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Timelord!

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I'm always fascinated with the nicknames our pets seem to aquire. Dingo, the puppy, is also called "Belly Whoop." Sometimes I just call him "Little."

Abby, our 14-year old terrier mix, is also "Abby Babbers," and "Abby Louisa."

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Jedi

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Date: Dec 6, 2011
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flan327 wrote:

I'm always fascinated with the nicknames our pets seem to aquire. Dingo, the puppy, is also called "Belly Whoop." Sometimes I just call him "Little."

Abby, our 14-year old terrier mix, is also "Abby Babbers," and "Abby Louisa."

flan


 I sometimes call our terrier "Chuckle Butt"



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I used to call my bunny "Wide Load"

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All black cat: Satan

Friends all black cat: Mephistopheles (sp)

Friends dog: Nosmo King

 

Wait wait I forget my best buddy:

Tequila Superstar nicknamed Tiki



-- Edited by aergia on Wednesday 7th of December 2011 06:09:27 PM

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